Disclaimer: If you are a Scouser, Gooner, Toon, Citizen, Blue....or anything but a United fan, you might not like the things you see here. What I do here is tell it as it is; the way some of you want to know it. That therefore includes alot of cursing. If you dont like that; FUCK YOU..GO WATCH GOLF!
Now that the pleasantries have been dealt with, our topic today will be the Carling Cup fourth round. It is at this juncture that the "Big Guns" i.e. Premiership sides, join the rat race. The interesting thing about the Carling Cup is that every team, from the top dogs to the dutty mongrels of English Football, get a chance to vie for this "prestigious prize". The top dogs are given byes all the way to the fourth round because the organizers believe that by then all of the minnows have been discarded leaving only the cream of English football. This in turn provides the viewling public with scintilating, edge-of-your- seat football that may produce a twist here and there in the plot....AND THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT!
DING DONG THE "GIANTS" ARE DEAD!
In this round we saw so called big shots Chelshit (Chelsea), Liverfools (Liverpool) and Little Dubai (Manchester City), make the walk of shame. Yes, you guessed it, they were all knocked the fuck out! The look on the faces of these fans both in England and Jamaica was priceless. If this has happened to you...im sorry...but these fans looked like they were raped in their sleep by their fathers then told after that they had also gotten AIDS in the process. You might say that's harsh, but they deserve all the jeers they get! As a United fan (whose side cruised to victory), I get a chance to gloat and say fuck you! But don't despair...I'm sure United will cock up one day.
The losses weren't so bad if your Chelshit and City, because there is some consolation to be had when you lose to another premiership side. However there can be no consoling those who reside at Anfield...losing to lowly fourth-tier side Northampton Town in a shootout is simply unacceptable. Entire coaching staffs are fired for lesser crimes. Liverpool manger Roy Hodgson must feel like Frankenstein right about now with an entire city posseing up to kick the living shit out of his inflamed geriatric prostate. The ownership saga is now affecting play and morale. I believe Liverpool fans should all band together and boycott matches. The only way to hurt these fucking yankee shithouses who know and care nothing about the hallowed game, is to fuck them in the pockets!
Chelsea put up a late fight against Newcastle but it was not meant to be for the Premier League and FA Cup champs. Ive been saying that Chelsea has the potential to leak like one of Fleece Johnson's bitches when they face a half-decent team...and so said so done. Chelsea went down 3-1 before Coach Carlo decided to throw on some "Power Players" to salvage his pride. He put on Le Sulk...whose most notable contribution to football has been his uncanny ability to bitch infinitely. Was able to restore parity, however, soon after that Newcastle did the old smash and grab with a late winner. The dream of a quadruple has ended before it even got started.
City city city....what can I say? over a hundred million pounds spent in the transfer market and you cant even win your first game. Maybe your owners think that their Arab clothing masks the smell of their farts...but I smell shit a mile away! Your team is absolute shit and there is nothing left to be said. Did I say you were shit? well let me say it City your side is shit. The baby blue of your shirts are shit, your coach is shit, yours fans are shit. You should leave Manchester and go join the Digicel Premier League.
Seriously though. The first thing alot of today's losing fans said was: "we nuh business bout this cup". Then: " A wi young side we use caa dis nuh important". Well i'm here to tell you that is bullshit! You all felt it to the pit of your stomachs! Let me ask you; what would you have said if you won?...I'll let you think about that.
The truth is that big teams use this tournament to showcase the youth in their squad. It gives the young players a chance to stretch their legs after weeks of riding the bench like a New Kingston whore. The big teams also do this because they have big fixtures coming up and they think that it would be prudent to rest their overpaid stars and they' in many cases underestimate the opponent. They feel that they have spent their money and have purchased squads that are deep enough for them to rest regular players and still cruise to the semis. But today the common factor linking these losers was that their squads were quite the opposite. Liverpool started a team that I'm sure they didnt even know. If the coach could tell me the name of five of those players id be surprised. So, effectively Northhampton Town ended up playing a side similar to their own....non-talented Englishmen with no hope! Cups are won, not only by sending out the mega stars on the first eleven, but cup success also depends heavily on having a squad deep enough to support them when the matches get tough, or when u need a group to play with the mongrels. Manchester United displayed this as their lineup comprised of household names with big games under their belts. Barring anymore giant-killing...I'm sure we will win again!
So fuck you scousers, blues and citizens! Im glad you lost! and I hope you keep losing!...Until next time.
cheers
